MEET THE SLAPPY DICK
This isn't your ordinary dick.
Slappy Dicks are 3D printed magnetic novelty weens designed to stick, snap, hang, decorate, and generally cause inappropriate amounts of laughter.
Put one on the refrigerator.
Stick one to your toolbox.
Leave one on your desk.
Give one to your buddy.
Just don't be surprised when everyone asks:
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?"
Now you know.